The Last Marketable Thing
Well all right then
It is finally done.
And they partied in the streets.
From Dubai to Boston.
Of course, there’s still gazpacho in Spain.
And the rain falls mainly on the plains, acidly.
And noodles in Japan.
And tea in England, placidly.
And eclairs in France.
And borscht in Russia, happily.
And falafels in Lebanon.
And so on and so on.
They've all been added to the Mcmenu.
And there are pieces of the Pyramids
Going to the highest bids.
On display at Ebay--
For me and you.
And still there's something missing--
For we all want it.
And surely it could set us free--
The Last Marketable Thing.
And without much coercion i suppose
They widened their eyes
And thinned their noses
And it was a great surprise
When they gave up their turbans
And thankfully kneeled and posed
For the one true religion.
And maybe you've got what we need--
The Last Marketable Thing.
Breasts were enlarged.
Penises, too.
All fat surgically removed.
And it's one fine melting stew--
A cauldron of pure joy.
All around.
And American football in every town.
And you know the Brazilians
Will definitely come around.
And it’s one shiny diamond.
Leading us all home.
And everyone is in fashion.
Wearing the same things.
The whole word singing:
My name is.
My name is.
My name is.
The whole world shouting:
I’ll be baaaaaaack.
And everyone is beautiful.
And toeing the line.
For their piece of the pie.
And still we seek--
The Last Marketable Thing.
Naturally, it wasn’t easy.
And many brave souls fell.
And such harmony is never created
Without a little hell.
But everybody is cooperating.
To create the great global dome
To protect us from the fallout
And the dark cloud above.
Certainly, nothing is perfect.
The men are still fighting the women
For superiority.
And the children are losing their battle
Against conformity.
And, of course, there are pockets of gangs
All around.
But as long as they are killing each other;
There’s no need to raise a sound
And of course those French that still remain
Keep us in stitches.
With their stand-up routines.
So cute and anachronistic.
But other than that.
We’re exactly the same.
Inside and out.
And yet it's still missing--
The Last Marketable Thing.
And the Masters of Industry
Are getting worried about paranoid rumors
That there are unsatisifed consumers
And that there’s nothing left to buy and sell.
So they send in the Men in Black
Or was it the two cats from Dragnet?
Who surely know very well
How to find The Last Marketable Thing.
And they look in the streets
And they look in the Ivory Towers
And they peek under sheets.
And they point their cameras
At those still too dumb to get rich.
In a frantic search
For The Last Marketable Thing.
And they take several in for questioning:
Workers, bums, gangsters, madmen
But all they can do is speak in tongues
And provide no clues at all-
To unlock the mystery of
The Last Marketable Thing.
And we all are subjected to body searches
And perhaps we have it concealed
And they probe high and low
But nothing is revealed.
Just hollow holes
Where once a bluebird perched.
And it's still missing--
The Last Marketable Thing.
For even though we have it all
There persist these nasty rumors
That neither the Marketers nor Consumers
Are satisfied
And whatever it was-
Has either flown or died--
And perhaps it's best not to think at all
About The Last Marketable Thing.
And be happy.
Everyone.
Be happy.