Overheard in the War Room
‘How many deaths are acceptable?”
10?
50?
100?
500?
5000?
For our invasion of Iraq…?
No, silly…we’ve got them all on our side. True believers, baby!
That Osama trump card was brilliant, Colin…
Thank you, sir.
You don’t think anyone could see through it, do you?
Nah..no way.
You don’t think anyone might think that Osama or even N. Korea
might actually be more of an immediate threat.
Nah..They won’t make the connections.
Osama bin Hussein. It’s all the same to them.
Just give them blood. That will do.
Never underestimate the ignorance of the American public.
Or the power of our controlled media.
Hahaha….they even believe it’s a liberal media!
Or the blind love of the Patriots.
Or the loyalty of the rich.
Or the greed of those who want a piece of the pie.
What about the French?
Greedy bastards. Still holding out for more money.
Fuck ‘em then.
Gotta admire how they blew up the Greenpeace ship in ’86.
Oh yes…that was nice!
The Germans?
Germans…Ha…stupid Nazis. What fools reveal to the whole word their entire plan?
True…And they didn’t have the fine tradition of democracy and freedom to cloak it in.
What?
Stay with us, Mr. President.
We are going to liberate the world! We’re all gonna be free, God-fearing Americans.
I’ve got a dream! My daddy had a dream! A real new world order! This could be our last chance to change the world! Hard work and sacrifice! Lots of sacrifice. I get all weepy when I think of the sacrifice required.
Yes…true, Mr. President…true…pardon me.
So how many deaths are acceptable?
Sacrifice!
Umm…right, Mr. President.
Hmmm…hard to say.
We’ve got the major serious targets covered, don’t we?
Oh yeah..the nuclear sites….all the serious stuff.
Got it covered in Duct tape.
(They all roll over in laughter)
Haahaaa….That was brilliant.
Duct tape! I love it! Code Orange.
Let them have duct tape!
Never underestimate the ignorance of the public…
Or the…
So how many then?
Enough to keep the fear factor high. Enough to let us carry out the rest of our plans.
Osama, I could kiss you!
Too bad they couldn't target liberals!
What about the lessons of Vietnam?
Vietnam? You mean the fact we didn’t put in enough forces…
No…what if somehow the sleeping public awakes…and protests…in great numbers.
That’s why we’ve got the Patriot Act….
Ah..yes…brilliant…Just in case.
Then we'd find some real use for the duct tape!
(The roll on the floor laughing)
Indeed. Those fools don't know what's good for them.
Yep, that's why they elected me. They know I have their own good at heart!
Finally, a president with balls!
Thank you, guys. I love you, man.
Fear and power, baby!
Can’t no one stop us.
No one but ourselves!
God, I love this country.
No need to be redundant, Mr. President.
(They all chuckle with laughter)
‘How many deaths are acceptable?”
10?
50?
100?
500?
5000?
For our invasion of Iraq…?
No, silly…we’ve got them all on our side. True believers, baby!
That Osama trump card was brilliant, Colin…
Thank you, sir.
You don’t think anyone could see through it, do you?
Nah..no way.
You don’t think anyone might think that Osama or even N. Korea
might actually be more of an immediate threat.
Nah..They won’t make the connections.
Osama bin Hussein. It’s all the same to them.
Just give them blood. That will do.
Never underestimate the ignorance of the American public.
Or the power of our controlled media.
Hahaha….they even believe it’s a liberal media!
Or the blind love of the Patriots.
Or the loyalty of the rich.
Or the greed of those who want a piece of the pie.
What about the French?
Greedy bastards. Still holding out for more money.
Fuck ‘em then.
Gotta admire how they blew up the Greenpeace ship in ’86.
Oh yes…that was nice!
The Germans?
Germans…Ha…stupid Nazis. What fools reveal to the whole word their entire plan?
True…And they didn’t have the fine tradition of democracy and freedom to cloak it in.
What?
Stay with us, Mr. President.
We are going to liberate the world! We’re all gonna be free, God-fearing Americans.
I’ve got a dream! My daddy had a dream! A real new world order! This could be our last chance to change the world! Hard work and sacrifice! Lots of sacrifice. I get all weepy when I think of the sacrifice required.
Yes…true, Mr. President…true…pardon me.
So how many deaths are acceptable?
Sacrifice!
Umm…right, Mr. President.
Hmmm…hard to say.
We’ve got the major serious targets covered, don’t we?
Oh yeah..the nuclear sites….all the serious stuff.
Got it covered in Duct tape.
(They all roll over in laughter)
Haahaaa….That was brilliant.
Duct tape! I love it! Code Orange.
Let them have duct tape!
Never underestimate the ignorance of the public…
Or the…
So how many then?
Enough to keep the fear factor high. Enough to let us carry out the rest of our plans.
Osama, I could kiss you!
Too bad they couldn't target liberals!
What about the lessons of Vietnam?
Vietnam? You mean the fact we didn’t put in enough forces…
No…what if somehow the sleeping public awakes…and protests…in great numbers.
That’s why we’ve got the Patriot Act….
Ah..yes…brilliant…Just in case.
Then we'd find some real use for the duct tape!
(The roll on the floor laughing)
Indeed. Those fools don't know what's good for them.
Yep, that's why they elected me. They know I have their own good at heart!
Finally, a president with balls!
Thank you, guys. I love you, man.
Fear and power, baby!
Can’t no one stop us.
No one but ourselves!
God, I love this country.
No need to be redundant, Mr. President.
(They all chuckle with laughter)
