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Name: rays

Saturday, February 22, 2003

Roar

I hear a deafening roar
Train or waterfall

Or is it nothing, nothing at all
But nothingness taking its toll?

I really would like to go now I would
Deeper into the deepest of woods

Here at the clearing
They’re clearing everyone out

Killing each other
Over burial rights

Fossil fuels are up a point
Fossilization on the rise

Rapture forms like slobber
On the corner of the idiot’s mouth

True believers are placing their bets
At Off track betting windows

The rich have got the best seats
To watch the great spectacle

The poor are giving it up for their pleasure
As they wait to divvy the spoils

No meat tastes as sweet
As that of barbecued youth

The idiot is just foreplay
As they raise their spits with smoke and laughter

Cause he’s too dumb to be trained
Too dumb to know why he should kill

And for having baggy pants that
Always turn the other cheeks

They’re running him around in circles
He’s flubbing the National Anthem

They’ve put a sign on his forehead
Saying he’s a Supporter of Evil

Camus’s in the corner
spraypainting a love letter to god

Hamlet’s jerking off in the shadows
Didi and Gogo stubbornly press on.

The Creator is laughing his head off
At this Reality TV show called Free Will.

A child smashes his lego block creation
The walls deconstruct easily; DNA is slow

Population thinning again?
Paradise is as boring as a shiny plastic apple.

Thanny Toes is back on top
His shiny black boots all the rage

Everybody else is stuck in designer traffic
Thinking it’s some grand ole game

As if Democrats and Republicans
Were the only life forms on the planet.

The poets write nothing at all
Except pretty things to hang on walls

Lost in labyrinths of academia
Where everything is dead.

A gigantic tongue reaches o’er the ocean
Tiny virulent soldiers walk its gangplank

Eros is hanging from the trees
Blood streaming down like sap;

The wind is still born;
The fruit aint fruit no more;

I really would like to go now I would
Deeper into the deepest of woods

To see if the woods
Are still woods

The rain still rain.
Life still life.

Train or waterfall--the roar?
Within or without--the source?

Or is it nothing at all
But nothingness taking its toll.

Is it peace you want
Or just everything to cease?

A child lies face down on a trampoline
A big cat licking her ear.

Trying to drown the sound.
Trying to dream her way out.

Dreaming it all.
Still.





Sunday, February 16, 2003

Hubris

SYLLABICATION: hu·bris
PRONUNCIATION: hy br s
VARIANT FORMS: also hy·bris (h -)
NOUN: Overbearing pride or presumption; arrogance: “There is no safety in unlimited technological hubris” (McGeorge Bundy).
ETYMOLOGY: Greek, excessive pride, wanton violence. See ud- in Appendix I.
OTHER FORMS: hu·bris tic (-br s t k) —ADJECTIVE hu·bris tic·al·ly —ADVERB

(The classroom is decorated with several American flag painted balloons. Mysteriously, they begin to expand throughout the following)

Teacher: Class! Class! Class! Please settle down!
Jimmy, take your finger out of Melissa. Melissa, get your head out of Sammy’s lap!
Sammy, stop pointing that thing at Tiffany’s head. Tiffany, cover your ass! Sammy is that a gun?

Sammy: Tiffany likes it, Teacher. Anyway, I only carry it for protection. Against terrorists. And other rival gangs.

Teacher: Sammy, give that to me, right now! If you bring a gun to class one more time, I’m gonna have to tell your parents!

Jimmy: If you can find them!

Tiffany: Sammy hasn’t seen his parents in a long time.

Teacher: Yes, well, I’m sure they are hard-working, responsible people who understand the need to keep up with the Joneses and so that they can afford to put you in this fine private school.

Melissa: Nah, they just haven’t found their bodies yet!

(The class roars with laughter)

Teacher: Sammy, give me the gun! Now!

Sammy: Yes, Mrs. Johnson.

(Sammy walks up to her and hands her the gun; we can plainly see
he has several others in holsters on his back; unbeknownst to Mrs. Johnson;
the class giggles, as he returns to his seat)

Teacher: Now class, today’s lesson is on the word Hubris.

Please open your dictionaries. Can anyone tell me what Hubris is?

(Jimmy jumps up, and grabs his crotch)

Jimmy: Yeah, baby, I got your Hubris right here!

Teacher: No, Jimmy, that’s Pubis. P-U-B-I-S.

Melissa: Michael Jackson has pubis!

Sammy: Madonna has pubis!

Johnny: Brittany Spears has pubis!

Tiffany: My daddy says Michael Jackson is a pubophile!

Teacher: No, Tiffany…that’s pedophile.

Jimmy: But we learned last week that a ped was a foot!

Melissa: Michael Jackson has a foot fetish! Michael Jackson has a foot fetish.

Teacher: No, he’s got a nose fetish.

Sammy: A nose for children!

Johnny: (grabs his crotch) I’ve got your nose!

Andy: My daddy says he’s A-sexual!

Tiffany: A sexual pervert!

(The class roars with laughter)

Teacher: Now class, we are talking about Hubris..not Pubis.

Who would like to read the definition? Jimmy?

Jimmy: Yes, Mrs. Johnson.

Teacher: Please start with the etymology of the word.

Jimmy (reading): Eat Me Ology. Greek.

Teacher: No, Jimmy..it’s not Eat Me Ology. It is ET ih mology. Please continue.

Jimmy (reading): Eat Me Ology. Greek. Excessive pride. Wanton Violence.

Johnny: Wanton? Sounds like Chinese soup.

Tiffany: It means when Communists think they can rule the world, they throw scalding soup at us!

Melissa: Is it Greek or Chinese!

Sammy: Everybody eats Chinese!

Mikey: Except for Liberal Animal Lovers!

Johnny: Hey, I eat cat…pussy!

Sammy: Hahaha…you wish. The only pussy you ever got close to was Little Jimmy Shoemaker!

Johnny: Liar! Liar!

Teacher: Classs! Classsssss! Please! Jimmy, keep reading.

Jimmy: Yes, Mrs. Johnson. (Reading) Noon.

Tiffany: Noun, stupid…Noun.

Jimmy: Don’t call me stupid, ho!

Tiffany: Yeah, I’m a ho…and damn proud of it!
Don’t you wish you could be my pimp daddy!

Jimmy: (grabs crotch) I got your pimp daddy, right here!

Tiffany: Looks more like Chinese soup to me!

(The class roars with laughter)

Teacher: Please, Jimmy, keep reading.

Jimmy: (Reading) Overbearing pride or pre..sum…presidential arrogance.

Teacher: Presumption; arrogance, Jimmy! Not presidential arrogance!
Jeez…where’d you come up with that???

Johnny: Musta been all that hand pussy he’s been eating…(pretends to be jerking off)

Tiffany: Clinton had hubris!

Melissa: No, he had pubis!

Sammy: Monica, had pubis!

Tiffany: No, Monica had a cigar!

Johnny: Do you think he fucked her?

Albert: It depends on how you define ‘fuck.’

Johnny: He fucked her, allright!

Tiffany: And she said: Close but no cigar!

(They roar with laughter)

Teacher: Ok, class, settle down. There is no fuc—(clears throat)…allowed in a rational, conservative society….I mean WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD HERE OR ANYWHERE…NOR PU…PU..PU…THAT GODDAMN P WORD EITHER!

Now, back to the point: Tiffany was on to something.

What is hubris and who has it? Did the Greeks have hubris?

(silence)

Melissa: No, they had a Big Fat Wedding.

Did the Romans have hubris?

(befuddled silence)

Did the Nazis have hubris?

Jimmy: No, the niggers and jews did!

Teacher: Sammy, we do not use those words!

Jimmy: I’m sorry, the African-Americans and the non-Aryan race.

Teacher: Much better. Did the old Soviet Union have hubris?

Melissa: You mean the commie liberals?

Sammy: Old?

Teacher: The old Soviet Union collapsed because it wanted to dominate the world.
Now, it is ruled by gangs…

Sammy: Cool…Bloods or Crips?

Teacher: Not those kinda gangs! The point is they had hubris!

Melissa: Collapsed? Then who are the new Commies?

Jimmy: Liberals!

Sammy: Terrorists!

Tiffany: Muslims!

Albert: My daddy says it collapsed because Reagan outspent them!

Teacher: Damn right! A corrupt,evil system based on slackers cannot keep up!

Albert: My daddy says George Bush and his cartel have hubris!

Teacher: Does anyone agree with this? How the hell could he afford this school?

Sammy: Absolutely not! Saddam Bin Laden has hubris!

Everyone together: Yes.

Teacher: Yes, thinking he can fu- fu- fu—

Jimmy: Fuck with the best damn, most powerful country in the world!

Tiffany: We’ll show ‘em what hubris is! Bush is my pimp daddy!

Sammy: I thought you were his bush!

Tiffany: Yeah, baby!

Albert: I thought Tony Blair was his ho….

Johnny: Who? Who’s he play for?

Sammy: Bill Clinton was a pussy. Couldn’t even use his penis.

Jimmy: George Bush has pubis!

Tiffany: Damn right! Who’s yo’ pimp daddy! Who’s got the balls???

(At this point, everybody grabs their crotches; the American flag balloons which have been steadily growing; overtake them all; they all hit the deck; gasp for air)

Teacher: Duct tape! Get your duct tape! Those hubristic bastards are at it again!

(Some grab gas masks; Sammy starts shooting wildly; a few screams are heard as the lights go out)