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Saturday, June 21, 2003



I, George Dubya

I.

I think there is some methodology in my travels
There's no question that the minute I got elected,
the storm clouds on the horizon
were getting nearly directly overhead.
There may be some tough times here in America.
But this country has gone through tough times before,
and we're going to do it again.
There's no cave deep enough for America,
or dark enough to hide.
If you're sick and tired of the politics
of cynicism and polls and principles,
come and join this campaign.

I understand how difficult
It is to put food on your family.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
where wings take dream.
When I was coming up
it was a dangerous world
and you knew exactly
who they were,
It was Us vs. Them,
and it was clear who them was.
Today, we are not so sure
who the they are,
but we know they're there.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses
We're concerned about AIDS
inside our White House—
make no mistake about it.
And, you know, hopefully,
condoms will work,
but it hasn't worked.
I also understand how tender
the free enterprise system can be.
It would be a mistake for
the United States Senate
to allow any kind of human cloning
to come out of that chamber.
We have nothing to fear but—
Ourselves.

II.

I was proud the other day
when both Republicans
and Democrats stood with me
in the Rose Garden to announce
their support for a clear
statement of purpose:
you disarm, or we will.
I recognize the fallacy of humans
Recently I met with the finance minister
of the Palestinian Authority,
was very impressed by his grasp of finances.
Keep good relations with the Grecians.
Kosovians can move back in.
Anyway, I'm so thankful, and so gracious—
I'm gracious that my brother Jeb is concerned
about the hemisphere as well.
The fact that he relies on facts—
says things that are not factual—
are going to undermine his campaign
The Senator has got to understand
He can’t have it both ways.
He can’t take the high horse and
Then claim the low road.
I know the human being
and fish can coexist peacefully.
You got blacks there, too?
There's an old saying in Tennessee—
I know it's in Texas,
probably in Tennessee—
that says, fool me once
shame on—shame on you.
Fool me—
you can't get fooled again
I think the American people—
I hope the American–
I don't think, let me—
I hope the American people trust me.

III.

It’s clearly a budget
It’s got a lot of numbers
A tax cut is really one of
the anecdotes to coming out
of an economic illness
It’s your money.
You paid for it.
It's going to require
numerous IRA agents
There’s no doubt in my mind
I know what I believe.
I will continue to articulate
what I believe and what I believe—
I believe what I believe is right.
I'm also not very analytical.
You know I don't spend a lot of time
thinking about myself,
about why I do things.
There's no doubt in my mind
that we should allow
the world worst leaders
to hold America hostage,
to threaten our peace,
to threaten our friends
and allies with the world's worst weapons.
See, we love—we love freedom.
That's what they didn't understand.
They hate things; we love things.
They act out of hatred;
we don't seek revenge,
we seek justice out of love.
Jesus is my favorite philosopher
It is clear our nation is reliant
upon big foreign oil. More and more
of our imports come from overseas.
We need an energy bill
that encourages consumption
Our priorities is our faith

IV.

You're free. And freedom is beautiful.
And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos
And order—order out of chaos, but we will
Redefining the role of the United States
from enablers to keep the peace to enablers
to keep the peace from peacekeepers
is going to be an assignment
You see, even though it's an uncertain world,
we're certain of some things.
We're certain there are madmen in this world,
and there's terror, and there's missiles
and I'm certain of this, too:
I'm certain to maintain the peace
we better have a military of high morale,
and I'm certain that under this administration,
morale in the military is dangerously low.
I do think we need for a troop
to be able to house his family.
That's an important part of
building morale in the military.
First, let me make it very clear,
poor people aren't necessarily killers.
Just because you happen to be not rich
doesn't mean you're willing to kill.
For every fatal shooting,
there were roughly three non-fatal shootings.
And, folks, this is unacceptable in America.
It's just unacceptable.
And we're going to do something about it
I'd rather have them sacrificing on behalf
of our nation than, you know, endless
hours of testimony on congressional hill.
When I'm the president, we're going to
have emergency-room care,
we're going to have gag orders.
There ought to be limits to freedom
Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector
and in the heartland, we understand how unfair
the death penalty is.
My pro-life position is
I believe there's life.
It's not necessarily based in religion.
I think there's a life there,
therefore the notion of life,
liberty and pursuit of happiness.
The reason we start a war
is to fight a war,
win a war,
thereby causing no more war!

V.


I understand that the unrest
in the Middle East creates
unrest throughout the region.
There's nothing more deep
than recognizing
Israel's right to exist.
That's the most deep thought of all. ...
I can't think of anything more deep than that right.
My administration has been calling
upon all the leaders in the—
in the Middle East to do everything
they can to stop the violence,
to tell the different parties involved
that peace will never happen
They said, 'You know, this issue
doesn't seem to resignate with the people.'
And I said, you know something?
Whether it resignates or not
doesn't matter to me,
because I stand for doing
what's the right thing,
and what the right thing
is hearing the voices
of people who work
not some focus group
This administration is doing
everything we can to end
the stalemate in an efficient way.
We're making the right decisions
to bring the solution to an end.

VI.

Our nation must come together to unite.
It's important for young men and women
who look at the Nebraska champs
to understand that quality of life
is more than just blocking shots
So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people
who came together to serve something greater
than themselves, congratulations.
In other words, I don't think people
ought to be compelled to make the decision
which they think is best for their family.
The public education system in America
is one of the most important foundations
of our democracy. After all, it is where children
from all over America learn to be responsible citizens,
and learn to have the skills necessary
to take advantage of our fantastic opportunistic society
I'm thrilled to be here in the bread basket of America
because it gives me a chance to remind our fellow citizens
that we have an advantage here in America—
we can feed ourselves. Brie and cheese.
Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.
The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus
to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats
and on weapons of mass production.
If a person doesn't have the capacity
that we all want that person to have,
I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.
It would be so much easier to be a dictatorship
I am mindful not only of preserving
executive powers for myself,
but for predecessors as well.
The federal government and the state government
must not fear programs who change lives,
but must welcome those faith-based programs
for the embetterment of mankind.

VII.

Rarely is the question asked:
Is our children learning?
You teach a child to read,
and he or her will be able
to pass a literacy test.
As governor of Texas, I have set high standards
for our public schools, and I have met those standards.
They misunderestimated me.
We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations
hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile
The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein
because of the nature of Saddam Hussein,
the history of Saddam Hussein,
and his willingness to terrorize himself.
People say, how can I help on this war against terror?
How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child;
by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you
There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows,
the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one.
Others hug but having committed the troops,
I've got an additional responsibility to hug
and that's me and I know what it's like.
We ended the rule of one of history's worst tyrants,
and in so doing, we not only freed the American people,
we made our own people more secure.
Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history—
revisionist historians is what I like to call them.
When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated,
tried, and persecuted as a war criminal.
This may sound a little West Texan to you,
but I like it. When I'm talking about
—when I'm talking about myself,
and when he's talking about myself
all of us are talking about me.
There was no malfeance involved.
This was an honest disagreement
about accounting procedures. ...
There was no malfeance,
no attempt to hide anything.
Oftentimes, we live in a processed world—
you know, people focus on the process
and not results.
I promise you I will listen to
what has been said here,
even though I wasn't here.
There's no such thing as legacies.
At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it
This is Preservation Month.
I appreciate preservation.
It's what you do when you run for president.
You gotta preserve.

I think we agree, the past is over.

All words by George W. Bush
found at George 'Dumbya' Bush Jr.


Friday, June 20, 2003

An Enemy of the People: The Electronic Lynching of Cynthia McKinney

'Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed. Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost. Everybody knows the fight was fixed: the poor stay poor, the rich get rich. That's how it goes. Everybody knows.' Leonard Cohen

'The truth is readily available today on the Internet, the talks shows and Fox News Network.' Ann Coulter


by Greg Palast

excerpts:

Have you heard about Cynthia McKinney, former U.S. Congresswoman?

According to those quoted on National Public Radio, McKinney’s “a loose cannon” (media expert) who “the people of Atlanta are embarrassed and disgusted” (politician) by, and she is also “loony” and “dangerous” (senator from her own party).

Yow! And why is McKinney dangerous/loony/disgusting? According to NPR, “McKinney implied that the [Bush] Administration knew in advance about September 11 and deliberately held back the information.”

The New York Times’ Lynette Clemetson revealed her comments went even further over the edge: “Ms. McKinney suggest[ed] that President Bush might have known about the September 11 attacks but did nothing so his supporters could make money in a war.”

That’s loony, all right. As an editor of the highly respected Atlanta Journal Constitution told NPR, McKinney’s “practically accused the President of murder!”

Problem is, McKinney never said it.

That’s right. The “quote” from McKinney is a complete fabrication. A whopper, a fabulous fib, a fake, a flim-flam. Just freakin’ made up.

...

Months before the 2000 presidential elections, the offices of Florida Governor Jeb Bush and Secretary of State Katherine Harris ordered the removal of 90,000 citizens from the voter rolls because they were convicted felons . . . and felons can’t vote in Florida. There was one problem: 97 percent of those on the list were, in fact, innocent.

They weren’t felons, but they were guilty . . . of not being white. Over half the list contained names of non-whites. I’m not guessing: I have the list from out of the computers of Katherine Harris’ office – and the “scrubbed” voter’s race is listed with each name.

And that’s how our President was elected: by illegally removing tens of thousands of legal African American voters before the race.

But you knew that . . . at least you did if you read the British papers – I reported this discovery for the Guardian of London. And I reported again on the nightly news. You saw that . . . if you live in Europe or Canada or South America.

...

In the USA, the story ran on page zero. Well, let me correct that a bit. The Washington Post did run the story on the fake felon list that selected our President – even with a comment under my byline. I wrote the story within weeks of the election, while Al Gore was still in the race. The Post courageously ran it . . . seven months after the election.

The New York Times ran it . . . well, never, even after Katherine Harris confessed the scam to a Florida court after she and the state were successfully sued by the NAACP.

So, I can’t say the New York Times always makes up the news. Sometimes the news just doesn’t make it.

...

At BBC Television, we had Florida’s computer files and documents, marked “confidential” – stone-cold evidence showing how the vote fix was deliberately crafted by Republican officials. Not a single major U.S. paper asked for the documents – not from the state of Florida nor from the BBC. Only one U.S. Congressperson asked for the evidence and made it public: Cynthia McKinney of Atlanta. That was her mistake.

...

After George Bush Senior left the White House, he became an advisor and lobbyist for a Canadian gold-mining company, Barrick Gold. Hey, a guy’s got to work. But there were a couple of questions about Barrick, to say the least. For example, was Barrick’s Congo gold mine funding both sides of a civil war and perpetuating that bloody conflict? Only one Congressperson demanded hearings on the matter. You’ve guessed: Cynthia McKinney. That was covered in the . . . well, it wasn’t covered at all in the U.S. press.

...

Back in the edit room with Mr. Washington Network TV Reporter, we were ready to bake the cake, the Gore story.

We had all the ingredients. “Take out your watch,” said the Fox man. “You get 90 seconds,” he said.

“That’s what you get. You got an intro, 40 seconds of narration, two sound bites, and end with a stand-up to camera.”

I repeated, “Forty seconds narrate, two sound bites, stand-up.” He said, “Two sound bites and a stand-up. Every story. Every time.” He said, “What do you think?”

I said, “I think I’m leaving the country.”

Read the whole story

Greg Palast is the author of
The Best Democracy Money Can Buy




Wednesday, June 18, 2003

So You Hurry Back Soon, George Bailey

Joe12: jack!
jackofhearts: hey joe
jackofhearts: whats shaking
Joe12: on my fourth
jackofhearts: heehee
jackofhearts: did you see the golby piece yet?
Joe12: yep
Joe12: that was nice
jackofhearts: pretty cool
jackofhearts: yep
jackofhearts: you musta emailied him
Joe12: i did, but he when he emailed back, he said he'd done the piece before reading the email
jackofhearts: wow
jackofhearts: how did he know?
Joe12: brillaint motherfucker?
jackofhearts: hee
jackofhearts: yep
Joe12: have you ever wanted to be at your own wake? you should kill your blog
jackofhearts: hee
jackofhearts: that's what it looks like
jackofhearts: you sorry bastid
jackofhearts: now you cant come back
Joe12: hee. of course the blog has to be vital to begin with ;-)
jackofhearts: hee
jackofhearts: yep
jackofhearts: now you see how vital it was Jimmy
Joe12: jimmy?
jackofhearts: Stttttttewart
jackofhearts: i forgot his character's name
Joe12: oooohhh
jackofhearts: in Wonderful Life
Joe12: yeah, as you said once on yer blog, with you guys, it really is a wonderful life
jackofhearts: yep...what's his name in that?
jackofhearts: i'm too drunk and tired to recall
Joe12: somethin Bailey
Joe12: George!
jackofhearts: George Bailey
jackofhearts: right
jackofhearts: your new moniker
jackofhearts: for the new High Water
Joe12: i can't use George
Joe12: i'll call it The New High Water
jackofhearts: Higher Water
jackofhearts: by George Bailey
Joe12: damn, i had a lot of brand equity in that name
jackofhearts: yep
jackofhearts: and it sux
jackofhearts: if it just disappears
jackofhearts: that's history there
jackofhearts: personal archives
jackofhearts: the new age
Joe12: new age?
jackofhearts: brave new world
jackofhearts: hell, i'm tired
jackofhearts: wrote two damn poems
jackofhearts: and no buddies to come by
Joe12: you mean we're limning the brave new world, as it happens?
jackofhearts: yep
jackofhearts: whatever limining is
Joe12: real-time?
jackofhearts: yep
jackofhearts: that would be it
jackofhearts: if life gives you a limning, blog it
Joe12: i think we just defined blogging
jackofhearts: hee
jackofhearts: yep
jackofhearts: better start a new blog
jackofhearts: but what happens to the archives?
jackofhearts: do they disappear forever
jackofhearts: when you kill it?
jackofhearts: that would suck
Joe12: limn: to portray in words; describe
jackofhearts: hmm ok
jackofhearts: i've seen that before
jackofhearts: too lazy to look it up
Joe12: i know, pretentious word
jackofhearts: nah, it works
Joe12:
uh, archives...they would stay on the blogger servers unless I ask them to remove them. however, anyone who has this stuff on the blogger servers only risks the fact that some circumstance or other could cause the co. to get rid of them
jackofhearts: yep
jackofhearts: well maybe you can rethink it
jackofhearts: maybe it's not that big a danger
jackofhearts: you could even argue
Joe12: i'll save the best stuff in word files
jackofhearts: that it's part of what you're doing
jackofhearts: staying connected
jackofhearts: to the brave new world
jackofhearts: you're writing about
jackofhearts: but definitely save it
jackofhearts: if you do
Joe12: i will.
Joe12: wow. only business is great
jackofhearts: thanks
jackofhearts: i thought you might like that one
Joe12: yeah, my kinda shit. not terribly poetic, but kick ass
jackofhearts: they dont all have to be lyrical i guess
jackofhearts: but i'm telling you THIS IS THE MATRIX
jackofhearts: this is straight from what my students tell me
Joe12: hee
Joe12: what?
jackofhearts: a lot of that stuff
jackofhearts: the fruit not being tasty
jackofhearts: etc.
jackofhearts: stuff they know
jackofhearts: we do not
jackofhearts: processed food
jackofhearts: etc etc
Joe12: yeah
Joe12: hee hee...my headstone cubicle
jackofhearts: i added cubicle
jackofhearts: later
jackofhearts: i thought it had a good ring
jackofhearts: it's funny i wrote Only business
jackofhearts: and go over to Golby
jackofhearts: and he's talking business too
Joe12: yep
Joe12: it's a great poem
jackofhearts: the students were complaining about the strawberries
jackofhearts: and i said WELCOME TO THE MATRIX
jackofhearts: thanks..it's ok
Joe12: nah, great
jackofhearts: oh somebody told me
jackofhearts: one of my students
jackofhearts: she goes to grocery store
jackofhearts: and sees mainly lonely people
jackofhearts: buying a little food for themselves
jackofhearts: and lots of cat food
jackofhearts: hence the Gerber line
Joe12: yikes, i wonder where she lives
jackofhearts: dont know
jackofhearts: i saw a lot of it
jackofhearts: on Briarcliff
jackofhearts: surprised Frank didnt comment on that one
Joe12: he may yet
Joe12: jesus, that pic of my honda....
jackofhearts: hee
jackofhearts: it's a good one
jackofhearts: some of the readers should remember
Joe12: i know. it's my car
Joe12: yeah
jackofhearts: it's the Car
Joe12: no shit. it is a fucking mystical car
Joe12: ah...we had some times
jackofhearts: yep
jackofhearts: and the best is yet to come, silly
Joe12: and the worst
jackofhearts: hee
jackofhearts: i thought i was the cynic here
jackofhearts: ARE YOU THE CARETAKEER HERE?
Joe12: there must be some kinda way outa here
jackofhearts: said the joker to the thief
jackofhearts: now that's the greatest song ever
Joe12: are you the joker, or am I?
jackofhearts: Tracy's the joker
jackofhearts: you're batman
Joe12: oh yeah
Joe12: i'm batman
jackofhearts: yes
Joe12: and you are?
Joe12: btw, i'm an idealist
Joe12: that's what they tell me
jackofhearts: yes you are
Joe12: i thought i ended the thing with one of my better posts
jackofhearts: yes
jackofhearts: a little bleak for the real you tho
Joe12: maybe so
jackofhearts: well
jackofhearts: the noise is us line
jackofhearts: seemed a 180
Joe12: ha
Joe12: i debated about that
jackofhearts: but those bastids love you anyway ;-)
jackofhearts: So you hurry back George Bailey
Joe12: i thought it fit though
Joe12: yeah yeah
jackofhearts: yeah it worked
jackofhearts: for the persona
Joe12: bleakness on the edge of town
jackofhearts: 'Benjamin, the future is plastics.
Joe12: yep
Joe12: underwater
Joe12: hello darkness my old friend
jackofhearts: great S and G
Joe12: yes
Joe12: we're old school
jackofhearts: definitely
jackofhearts: traditional romantics
Joe12: that's good
jackofhearts: yep
jackofhearts: though i couch mine
jackofhearts: in cynic
jackofhearts: al
jackofhearts: shit sometimes
Joe12: don't we all
jackofhearts: yep
jackofhearts: i liked the way Cynthia
jackofhearts: painted plastic bottles
jackofhearts: turned them into a thing of beauty
Joe12: yes indeed
Joe12: well, gotta go

Monday, June 16, 2003

Happy Bloomsday

(as reminded by Wood s Lot)

yes I think he made them a bit firmer sucking them like that so long be made me thirsty titties he calls them I had to laugh yes this one anyhow stiff the nipple gets for the least thing Ill get him to keep that up and Ill take those eggs beaten up with marsala fatten them out for him what are all those veins and things curious the way its made 2 the same in case of twins theyre supposed to represent beauty placed up there like those statues in the museum one of them pretending to hide it with her hand are they so beautiful of course compared with what a man looks like with his two bags full and his other thing hanging down out of him or sticking up at you like a hatrack no wonder they hide it with a cabbageleaf the woman is beauty of course thats admitted when he said I could pose for a picture naked to some rich fellow in Holles street when he lost the job in Helys and I was selling the clothes and strumming in the coffee palace would I be like that bath of the nymph with my hair down yes only shes younger or Im a little like that dirty bitch in that Spanish photo he has the nymphs used they go about like that I asked him that disgusting Cameron highlander behind the meat market or that other wretch with the red head behind the tree where the statue of the fish used to be when I was passing pretending he was pissing standing out for me to see it with his babyclothes up to one side the Queens own they were a nice lot its well the Surreys relieved them theyre always trying to show it to you every time nearly I passed outside the mens greenhouse near the Harcourt street station just to try some fellow or other trying to catch my eye or if it was 1 of the 7 wonders of the world

let myself go with and come again like that I feel all fire inside me or if I could dream it when he made me spend the 2nd time tickling me behind with his finger I was coming for about 5 minutes with my legs round him I had to hug him after O Lord I wanted to shout out all sorts of things fuck or shit or anything at all only not to look ugly or those lines from the strain who knows the way hed take it you want to feel your way with a man theyre not all like him thank God some of them want you to be so nice about it I noticed the contrast he does it and doesnt talk I gave my eyes that look with my hair a bit loose from the tumbling and my tongue between my lips up to him the savage brute Thursday Friday one Saturday two Sunday three O Lord I cant wait till Monday

I saw them not long ago I love flowers Id love to have the whole place swimming in roses God of heaven theres nothing like nature the wild mountains then the sea and the waves rushing then the beautiful country with fields of oats and wheat and all kinds of things and all the fine cattle going about that would do your heart good to see rivers and lakes and flowers all sorts of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of the ditches primroses and violets nature it is as for them saying theres no God I wouldnt give a snap of my two fingers for all their learning why dont they go and create something I often asked him atheists or whatever they call themselves go and wash the cobbles off themselves first then they go howling for the priest and they dying and why why because theyre afraid of hell on account of their bad conscience ah yes I know them well who was the first person in the universe before there was anybody that made it all who ah that they dont know neither do I so there you are they might as well try to stop the sun from rising tomorrow the sun shines for you he said the day we were lying among the rhododendrons on Howth head in the grey tweed suit and his straw hat the day I got him to propose to me yes first I gave him the bit of seedcake out of my mouth and it was leapyear like now yes 16 years ago my God after that long kiss I near lost my breath yes he said was a flower of the mountain yes so we are flowers all a womans body yes that was one true thing he said in his life and the sun shines for you today yes that was why I liked him because I saw he understood or felt what a woman is and I knew I could always get round him and I gave him all the pleasure I could leading him on till he asked me to say yes and I wouldnt answer first only looked out over the sea and the sky I was thinking of so many things he didnt know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father and old captain Groves and the sailors playing all birds fly and I say stoop and washing up dishes they called it on the pier and the sentry in front of the governors house with the thing round his white helmet poor devil half roasted and the Spanish girls laughing in their shawls and their tall combs and the auctions in the morning the Greeks and the jews and the Arabs and the devil knows who else from all the ends of Europe and Duke street and the fowl market all clucking outside Larby Sharans and the poor donkeys slipping half asleep and the vague fellows in the cloaks asleep in the shade on the steps and the big wheels of the carts of the bulls and the old castle thousands of years old yes and those handsome Moors all in white and turbans like kings asking you to sit down in their little bit of a shop and Ronda with the old windows of the posadas glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the iron and the wineshops half open at night and the castanets and the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about serene with his lamp and O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

--James Joyce, Ulysses