Westwood Housewives Riot, Martha Flees...
Upon hearing the news of the Martha Stewart verdict, indignant rich white housewives started the worst riot ever known to L.A. In posh restaurants all over Westwood, the ladies protested the injustice of it all by using the wrong forks, putting their elbows on tables, blowing their noses loudly into napkins, which they refused to keep in their laps, rolling their eyes repeatedly at the waiter and making him repeat, ordering cheap red wine with filet of sole, and vowing to wear white after Labor Day. However, this was all nothing compared to the shot heard all over the world, when all the ladies let out one huge orchestrated fart, whose effect could be felt some 50 miles in all directions from the epicenter. Some were so upset that they even put together and wore a hodgepodge of clashing colors from last year's fashions.
One lady went out screaming into the roadway: "It's not fair! It's not fair! Everybody does it! Even the President! CEO's run off with the company's money and nothing happens! Martha saves a mere $50,000 and she goes to jail! Even the President did it! Where is the justice?'
At this point, she grabs a well-dressed white male out of his German SUV and starts slapping him down, until he cries 'Mercy!' and she whips out one of her breasts, to which he hands her her card, and says "Hmm..Looks like Dr. Eberstein's work. I can fix that.'
Meanwhile, Martha Stewart herself is fleeing the police slowly in a White Bronco and apparently getting legal advice from someone on the passenger side.
Upon hearing the news of the Martha Stewart verdict, indignant rich white housewives started the worst riot ever known to L.A. In posh restaurants all over Westwood, the ladies protested the injustice of it all by using the wrong forks, putting their elbows on tables, blowing their noses loudly into napkins, which they refused to keep in their laps, rolling their eyes repeatedly at the waiter and making him repeat, ordering cheap red wine with filet of sole, and vowing to wear white after Labor Day. However, this was all nothing compared to the shot heard all over the world, when all the ladies let out one huge orchestrated fart, whose effect could be felt some 50 miles in all directions from the epicenter. Some were so upset that they even put together and wore a hodgepodge of clashing colors from last year's fashions.
One lady went out screaming into the roadway: "It's not fair! It's not fair! Everybody does it! Even the President! CEO's run off with the company's money and nothing happens! Martha saves a mere $50,000 and she goes to jail! Even the President did it! Where is the justice?'
At this point, she grabs a well-dressed white male out of his German SUV and starts slapping him down, until he cries 'Mercy!' and she whips out one of her breasts, to which he hands her her card, and says "Hmm..Looks like Dr. Eberstein's work. I can fix that.'
Meanwhile, Martha Stewart herself is fleeing the police slowly in a White Bronco and apparently getting legal advice from someone on the passenger side.
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